The name of my blog says it all I'm Jerrell and I'm a stone cold bitch who loves hard drinking, big dicks, and trouble. If I'm dead it’s probably because I got wasted and offered the grim reaper a hand job or something.-College-Woodwind specialist: Oboe, Clarinet, Saxophone, Bassoon, Flute.-Boys-Girls

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disowns:

when he giving good dick and suddenly pulls out

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chrc:

ivyarchive:

mymodernmet:

Illustrator Lili Chin's adorable series Dogs of the World illustrates 192 breeds of dogs grouped according to geographical origin.

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I WAS REALLY SAD BECAUSE I THOUGHT THEY’D MISSED BERNESE MOUNTAIN DOG BUT THEN THERE IT IS OH MY GOSH YOU’RE SUCH A CUTIE!!!!!

pokemon-global-academy:

thegirlwhocriedfoxface:

my

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dont

my

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dont

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dont want none unless you got

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hun

my arbok don’t, my seviper don’t, my shiny serperior don’t want none unless you got buneary bunnelby hun? 

gymleaderkyle:

some stupid bitch: i dont want to watch american horror story because i dont like scary things

me:

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montparnaughty:

montparnaughty:

no you dont understand

these are two separate toys that we found at the thrift store today okay

and we found out that they fit like this and it was beautiful

and then we were going up to the cashier to get our things and realized they were still like that and were separating them so that we could each purchase the one we had found and

the cashier

looked

so confused and„, distressed and horrified omg

the look on his face was like we had taken his soul and run it through a blenderim

i tried to fix it omg i was just like

"……………………..he was just…. resting"

but i dont think anything can make up for the trauma we caused.

oh my god i had literally fucking forgotten about this and then a single person reblogged this from me again, just one single person oh my god

… when did this get 87 thousand fucking notes jesus fucking christ

disney-rapunzel-merida-vanellope:

This started out as a feminist post but now it’s just my girls teaching others a lesson. I’ll add some later.

Yeah, boys suck.

rawdi-kun:

dying before your friends and welcoming them to hell like

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realfriendly:

I JUST NEED TO BE KISSED AND CUDDLED RIGHT NOW OK I DESERVE IT IM A GOOD PERSON I RECYCLE

Anonymous asked: Can you stop blogging I'm tired of my dash because of you

who tf are you???? Turn on your location, I wanna fight 

Pussy ass bitch

  • parents: okay we will be home at 11 o'clock!
  • clock: 11:01
  • me: they're dead i'm alone i need to start my orphan life now

androidelf:

*takes the collar off my dog* ur nakey

moosezekiel:

the-goddamazon:

lavie-imprevu:

Accurate

THIS POST NEEDS TO BE ON A SHIRT

a shirt that you can wear two days in a row

i wish i was half as cool as zip line dog