The name of my blog says it all I'm Jerrell and I'm a stone cold bitch who loves hard drinking, big dicks, and trouble. If I'm dead it’s probably because I got wasted and offered the grim reaper a hand job or something.-College-Woodwind specialist: Oboe, Clarinet, Saxophone, Bassoon, Flute.-Boys-Girls
when he giving good dick and suddenly pulls out
I WAS REALLY SAD BECAUSE I THOUGHT THEY’D MISSED BERNESE MOUNTAIN DOG BUT THEN THERE IT IS OH MY GOSH YOU’RE SUCH A CUTIE!!!!!
dont want none unless you got
my arbok don’t, my seviper don’t, my shiny serperior don’t want none unless you got buneary bunnelby hun?
some stupid bitch: i dont want to watch american horror story because i dont like scary things
no you dont understand
these are two separate toys that we found at the thrift store today okay
and we found out that they fit like this and it was beautiful
and then we were going up to the cashier to get our things and realized they were still like that and were separating them so that we could each purchase the one we had found and
so confused and„, distressed and horrified omg
the look on his face was like we had taken his soul and run it through a blenderim
i tried to fix it omg i was just like
"……………………..he was just…. resting"
but i dont think anything can make up for the trauma we caused.
oh my god i had literally fucking forgotten about this and then a single person reblogged this from me again, just one single person oh my god
… when did this get 87 thousand fucking notes jesus fucking christ
This started out as a feminist post but now it’s just my girls teaching others a lesson. I’ll add some later.
dying before your friends and welcoming them to hell like
I JUST NEED TO BE KISSED AND CUDDLED RIGHT NOW OK I DESERVE IT IM A GOOD PERSON I RECYCLE
who tf are you???? Turn on your location, I wanna fight
Pussy ass bitch
*takes the collar off my dog* ur nakey
THIS POST NEEDS TO BE ON A SHIRT
a shirt that you can wear two days in a row